Atrocities of So-Called ..Lovers

Saturday Mornings are usually Vibrant for me and of course should hold true for anyone and Every one but Evenings are a mere nightmare (For me only)..

Wondering Why !!!! ???

Usually on Saturday Evenings ,My legs will drive me off to any park for a stroll with hands holding my pet Camera ,Eyes thronging for a great photographic Spot …I could see lots of so – called Lovers pre – occupied in benches and bushes.. They usually do one of the following …..Burst into Laughters for filthy jokes ,,, lie down in bushes with hands interspersed over each other and eyes grazing over the horizons ,,, watch over chirpings of love birds in the tree ,,, feed each other with biscuits which even a street dog stays away from sniffing (Then , think about Eating) ,,, Stare romantically ,refraining from blinking ,anticipating sunset so that they could indulge comfortably and profoundly into bedroom tales…I really feel delicate to take snaps in those places I feel like shooting as I see atleast couples in one or two Numbers performing Romantic plays ….

I had two interesting Experiences in Park……..I was focussing a tree , beneath which a couple were about to kiss each other ..They suddenly got jolted bcoz of the flash sound of my camera ..The male Counterpart who had chips on his shoulder walked as fast as he could towards me and asked for the film..I tried to explain him that mine was a digital one and there is no film to play a role in that ,but in vain …Finally I was bound to show all the photos I shooted …He left the place with a sigh of relief and took his counterpart to else other dark place , obviously for ____________
He should have mistaken me as a free Lancer .. The other time when I clicked a Mushroom near a bush for a macro shot , I could see a pair running out of bushes …I still can’t guess what the hell they did behind the bushes of 10 cm width…
When I come solo to parks with camera in my hands , Lovers look me in an odd way ..In short I seem like a hunter for this bullshit dogs!

Not stopping with parks, these love dogs are omnipresent in theatres too..Lot of these kinds book tickets for block buster films as they won’t be watched at any moment of the interesting film..safe and secure …Intervals are bit painy for them ..Once the film resumes after interval , they start digging their underground works.. If any one wants to become a billionare, they can make a film titled “Darkness - A Real Bliss” ..Lots of these varities will hang around for films of such types…....There is one hybrid variety which keeps discussing through out the film with it’s lady of love.. It so happened that when I went for “ Bommarilu” clouds of nuisance (lot of couples) , were sitting in the same row ..When show started , they too started Pouring..DTS and Dolby effects were in no way competitive before them …I was ousted for the other row , somewhere in the middle of the film …

The situation still worses , when Valentine’s day comes…I could see and hear lots of “Special Offers” .. “Special Shows” .. “Special Dresses”..”Special Condems” and so on…. ------- > an instance of modern day embezzlements.. I feel there is no harm when sivsena hoists a war flag on this day.. My Grandma hits her forehead in the hardest possible way when she sees all these tumbles ..If You observe fervently the gap between Lover’s day and Children’s day is exactly Ten Months (Gestation period of Human Beings) which I think is a right choice of designing dates and days..In future , it may so happen that Pre- valentine’s day (1-13th) and Post-valentines day celebrations (15 -28th) may come into prevailings for soothing highly populated Romeos and Julios…

Top 5 things for So – Called lovers :

Best place : Merina Beach (Chennai ) ,, Durgam Chevru (Hyderabad)

Best Electronic device : Mobile

Best Vehicle : A cycle without Seat

Best Food : Pop –corn

Best Allergetic Word: marriage

I heard Somewhere “Love is divine.. Lovers are Gods”..I am on a hunt for that person to kick his Ass…

!?.....It happens Only in Hyderabad.....!?

When I Landed in Secunderabad AirPort for the First Time, I was startled to see No AutoDrivers begging me For a Trip …I Could See these Guys at a Long Distance sitting Very cool ,Least Cared…Since it was an oddtime,I had no other go except to go in for an Auto ….I walked bit Long for the Auto Stand….Praying all my Elders and Teachers, I asked with a timid tone ,one of the Autoguys the FARE..He told me in hindi , “Meter will Speak”…I was taken aback….I was still Suspicious that some unraveled mystery should be running in his mind to put me in hot water. .When I reached the Destination the Meter Spoke as Rs 40. .Rather to say I was thrilled over the Moon , I was surmounted by walls of Surprise Balloons.. My cousin waived all my surprises in a single crispy sentence “Hyderabad is not worst like Chennai “…Thank God … I am not from Chennai…
If In case an Hyderabadi would ever dare to travel to next street in chennai by an Auto ,he would be surely beaten around bush for atleast 3 Kms..Finally the Hyderabadi will be put up with Surprises when the Autowahla Speaks on behalf of meter…Surprise itself has got lots of Amplitude variations when it comes to travelling by an Auto in both Chennai and Hyderabad…Hyderabadians can lift their collars with pride on behalf of their Autowahlas who take all pains to reach destination in the Shortest way Possible, although they perform all Circus jimmicks in Roads…

Every Colony in Hyderabad has atleast one lucrative park ,where in You can find at a Single Glance kids Play ,Lovers Flint,Grand Pa’s And grand Ma’s stroll in Smart Suite ,hypocritic HexaGenarian’s busy bee Attitude.. Morning Hours are Wee hours of parks and Parks keep going good with Yogas and joggings….Mornings always bloom with a Positive Orgy in Hyderabad….

Note : There are few Parks devoted and dedicated fully for lovers like “Indira Park” and “Sanjeevayya Parks” where families refrain from going with children ..Breaking the Barriers will fetch their Kids some obscenes from Park….

Andra Pradesh Government has good indeed very good tactics in terms of earning revenues from parks and are prudent enough in promoting Tourism to people from other states…Other States should learn or otherwise they will be thrown out of race….

There are few simple ways to become an agmark Hyderabadi …

1) Chew Paan with betel leaves atleast ten times a day and whenever u happen to walk on the streets , spit as much as you can…If u can drench someone fully with Red stains of paan expelled from ur great mouth , u have crossed the Rudimentary level..(People who don’t have the habit of chewing betel leaves can spit saliva on streets)

2) Start eating a Cup of Curd Rice with a bottle of pickle ..Even when Tears fled ur eyes , never try taking water as it will mitigate the effect of chilli ..Slowly u will reach a stage when ur Hands Starts trembling if food is served without Pickles..

3) Even if the bus is spacious , with enough seats to occupy , stay tuned to staircase only …The more the heroism u show in staircase , brighter is the chance for u to become an hyderabadi….

4) Halt your Vehicles in “ No Parking Zone”.. As far as signals are concerned , they should mean you simply bulbs with colours.Signals should never bother you at any Traffic Junctions..Try as much as 50 Km/Hr in lanes and children's park areas nearby your house..The rate of your success is directly proportional to Accidents You initiate on an installment basis..You should be genious in riding through pavements ,driving away all the beggars by your sudden gush ..In short traffic in hyderabad is such a way that anyone can anticipate Accident at any Time…

5) Speak hindi as worse as you can ,until blood oozes from the ears of recipient and he becomes frantic and swoons down…

If Someone asks me How good Hyderabad is then my Answer would be “You can try once , not more than that…”