Atrocities of So-Called ..Lovers

Saturday Mornings are usually Vibrant for me and of course should hold true for anyone and Every one but Evenings are a mere nightmare (For me only)..

Wondering Why !!!! ???

Usually on Saturday Evenings ,My legs will drive me off to any park for a stroll with hands holding my pet Camera ,Eyes thronging for a great photographic Spot …I could see lots of so – called Lovers pre – occupied in benches and bushes.. They usually do one of the following …..Burst into Laughters for filthy jokes ,,, lie down in bushes with hands interspersed over each other and eyes grazing over the horizons ,,, watch over chirpings of love birds in the tree ,,, feed each other with biscuits which even a street dog stays away from sniffing (Then , think about Eating) ,,, Stare romantically ,refraining from blinking ,anticipating sunset so that they could indulge comfortably and profoundly into bedroom tales…I really feel delicate to take snaps in those places I feel like shooting as I see atleast couples in one or two Numbers performing Romantic plays ….

I had two interesting Experiences in Park……..I was focussing a tree , beneath which a couple were about to kiss each other ..They suddenly got jolted bcoz of the flash sound of my camera ..The male Counterpart who had chips on his shoulder walked as fast as he could towards me and asked for the film..I tried to explain him that mine was a digital one and there is no film to play a role in that ,but in vain …Finally I was bound to show all the photos I shooted …He left the place with a sigh of relief and took his counterpart to else other dark place , obviously for ____________
He should have mistaken me as a free Lancer .. The other time when I clicked a Mushroom near a bush for a macro shot , I could see a pair running out of bushes …I still can’t guess what the hell they did behind the bushes of 10 cm width…
When I come solo to parks with camera in my hands , Lovers look me in an odd way ..In short I seem like a hunter for this bullshit dogs!

Not stopping with parks, these love dogs are omnipresent in theatres too..Lot of these kinds book tickets for block buster films as they won’t be watched at any moment of the interesting film..safe and secure …Intervals are bit painy for them ..Once the film resumes after interval , they start digging their underground works.. If any one wants to become a billionare, they can make a film titled “Darkness - A Real Bliss” ..Lots of these varities will hang around for films of such types…....There is one hybrid variety which keeps discussing through out the film with it’s lady of love.. It so happened that when I went for “ Bommarilu” clouds of nuisance (lot of couples) , were sitting in the same row ..When show started , they too started Pouring..DTS and Dolby effects were in no way competitive before them …I was ousted for the other row , somewhere in the middle of the film …

The situation still worses , when Valentine’s day comes…I could see and hear lots of “Special Offers” .. “Special Shows” .. “Special Dresses”..”Special Condems” and so on…. ------- > an instance of modern day embezzlements.. I feel there is no harm when sivsena hoists a war flag on this day.. My Grandma hits her forehead in the hardest possible way when she sees all these tumbles ..If You observe fervently the gap between Lover’s day and Children’s day is exactly Ten Months (Gestation period of Human Beings) which I think is a right choice of designing dates and days..In future , it may so happen that Pre- valentine’s day (1-13th) and Post-valentines day celebrations (15 -28th) may come into prevailings for soothing highly populated Romeos and Julios…

Top 5 things for So – Called lovers :

Best place : Merina Beach (Chennai ) ,, Durgam Chevru (Hyderabad)

Best Electronic device : Mobile

Best Vehicle : A cycle without Seat

Best Food : Pop –corn

Best Allergetic Word: marriage

I heard Somewhere “Love is divine.. Lovers are Gods”..I am on a hunt for that person to kick his Ass…